When I got up yesterday I opened the fridge to find something to drink. And saw…. a bloody mess all over the inside of the fridge? Wtf?! It looked like a small animal had been sacrificed in there! No, seriously. It did. See?

It took me a couple minutes to figure out what the heck it was, but I finally did figure it out. And it was NOT blood. Not at all. Not even close. It was instead…

Frozen exploding Cherry Dr. Pepper. Apparently cans pushed way against the back of the fridge get a little too cold. Noted.