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Dear Petsmart,
Didn’t you read my post about how excited I was about all the cool and neat things I ordered from you guys? If not, it’s here. Go read it real quick, I’ll wait.
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Did you read it? And what do you have to say for yourselves now? You big jerks! I got my package yesterday, thanks a LOT for making sure the powdered shampoo bottle was closed and sealed tightly! Everything in the box was coated with that stuff, it was an absolute mess.
If that’s not bad enough, you know those chocolate bones poor Dale has been waiting for? You know the packaging for such bones? They have a small round opening in the back, probably to make opening the package easier… guess what else that hole does. It allows the bones to become thickly coated in powdered shampoo, of course!
Dale is pissed and so am I. There better not be any more issues when the rest of the order comes (and by the way, that’s stupid too. You could have just waited until the tag was done to send everything at once) or I’ll be shopping at Petco next time. Douche puppets.
Sincerely,
A none-too-pleased Me
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