When Boys Go Grocery Shopping

I sent Jeff to Walmart one night late last week armed with a grocery list. It looked like this:

1. Milk
2. Bread
3. Water
4. Dog food
5. Cat food
6. Pop-Tarts
7. Chicken

He works nights, and went shopping on his day off in the middle of the night while I was asleep. I didn’t think to inspect the goods the next day, and so I didn’t even notice this until yesterday… But here are the current contents of our freezer:

1. the Chicken I asked for
2. 1 huge bag of french fries
3. 1 huge bag of tater tots
4. chicken nuggets
5. 2 flavors of ice cream
6. FOUR frozen pizzas