Seriously. This is the coolest. Click here! I hope these start popping up over here. If I had any kind of talent or skill I would so be itching to build one of my own!
PS Happy Fourth of July!
Lately I’ve been on the lookout for some new reads. Got any suggestions? Leave me a comment with your favorites – and feel free to plug your own site too! I think I’ll compile a list to share – as long as I get at least a couple suggestions. All types are welcome! Well… except maybe porn blogs. Is there such a thing as a porn blog?! I hope not, but sadly I bet there is. Yuck. Don’t link me to those, k? Anything else though is probably ok. (I’ll let you know if I change my mind on that.)
Woo! Blogs! 
For some of my favorites, please direct your attention to your left.
Umm… your other left.
So here’s something I haven’t done in a while – written a real post! June came and went really fast, did you notice that?! Here’s how it all went down…
June started with Chewy being cute. Here he is glomping our router:
(You do know what a glomp is, right? Just in case,
it’s defined as lovingly attacking someone with a hug. Awww.)
Then. Jeffy had a birthday! There were presents.
The fun one being Guitar Hero – Legends of Rock:
Of which Dale approved:
Dale and Chewy were sentenced to a shared imprisonment:
There was also a birthday fire:
The True Nature of Dale & Chewy’s Relationship was revealed:
My friend Kelly got MARRIED, and I was a bridesmaid. Sadly I also forgot to bring our camera along for the weekend of festivities, so uhh… here’s a crappy cellphone picture of wedding hair:
Basically, June was exhausting.
And so we napped:
When I got up yesterday I opened the fridge to find something to drink. And saw…. a bloody mess all over the inside of the fridge? Wtf?! It looked like a small animal had been sacrificed in there! No, seriously. It did. See?
It took me a couple minutes to figure out what the heck it was, but I finally did figure it out. And it was NOT blood. Not at all. Not even close. It was instead…
Frozen exploding Cherry Dr. Pepper. Apparently cans pushed way against the back of the fridge get a little too cold. Noted.
I had a little accident last night… The computer was on the fritz and there was actually smoke coming from the back of it! Instead of calling the damn repair man I decided to try and be all “handy” and grabbed a screwdriver.
Now look at me!
Next time I bet I call the repairman straight away.
PS Let’s just pretend you can’t tell I’m in my undies in this shot.
The apartment across the street from us has had a for rent sign up all week. And all week I’ve entertained thoughts of strapping all our shit on our backs and traipsing across the road to settle in. The main motivator being that their driveway gets plowed out in the winter, since it is partially shared with the antiques store parking lot. Today I finally called the number on the sign and just asked what the rent was, and if it was the whole house back there… it’s not. There are apparently two apartments, which I can’t figure out. I’ve lived here, like, five years almost. How could I not have noticed two sets of residents over there? That can’t be right. Where do they park? Do they ever leave the house? Are they allergic to sunshine? Anyway, the rent is TWICE what we pay here. Heat and electricity are included in the rent there, and the available apartment has one extra bedroom… but it’s definitely not worth the move. And so we will stay here another almost five years. Unless we win the lotto. Or are evicted. The good news is that I now re-appreciate our cheap rent.
I really really want to send Mrs. Mullet an email with the title “Hot Poker in my ass – is that what Chuck had?” … just because she said not to. I have no real ass complaints to make though, so I will try to hold myself back. I could probably tell her about how, sometimes? You can’t avoid “dropping off the kids at someone elses pool“… some of us have sudden onset bowel movements. TMI? Probably. But I blame the whole lack of a gall bladder thing. It’s tragic really. PS I really like Mrs. Mullet’s blog. She doesn’t only talk about asses and poops. I swear it.
Jeff’s birthday is coming up, June 10th. His present is sitting in the corner of this room, wrapped all haphazardly. He has threatened to tear it open a time or two, but he won’t For fear of his LIFE. He thinks he knows what it is. But I think he is close, but wrong. Well, on one thing. The other thing is the only thing he actually requested, so he’s right there. But if he’s here reading this just to see if I out his gift? It’s not that. It’s a lego’s set. A Disney Princess Lego Set. So there. Now – beat it!
After that is Father’s Day, and I feel bad for my step-father this year. And Jeff’s dad. Since we are Broke.As.Hell. I’m sure we’ll be able to swing something, but definitely nothing over the top. Sigh.
And then that same weekend, on June 20th, my friend Kelly is getting married. And I am one of her bridesmaids. So we will be off partying into the the night. That’s funny, because we are not the partying kind. Ha! But we will be in attendance, and will try not to be the first losers to escape to our hotel room for SWEET SWEET SLEEP.
Which, by the way, I do too much of. I really think I have a sleep disease. I sleep all night, and half the day on weekends, plus I have been napping like crazy… and never really feel awake. I honestly think it’s time to have my thyroid checked. My mother had an over-active thryoid and ended up having to have it dissolved. I can’t figure out whether I think mine is over or under active, I’ve got symptoms from both camps. Fatigue being the biggest one that is listed for both. Anyway. All I’ll have to do is mention it to my mother and she will physically force me to make an appointment to have the blood test done. So I will surely know eventually.
And to wrap things up… I admit I fell off the Nablopomo wagon this month. Actually, I kind of jumped off. Last Sunday. I just didn’t want to anymore, damn it. So I didn’t. And I won’t be signing up this month, either. Which you could probably guess. I’ll still be around here and there though. Of course. I never really disappear for long. Happy summer everyone!
LASTS:
1. Last beverage→ Diet Dew
2. Last phone call–> the Alterations lady
3. Last text message→ I text twittered
4. Last song you listened to–> Beep Beep Dot Com, Beep Beep Dot Com, Beep Beep Dot Com! Roadrunner Commercial.
5. Last time you cried→ When am I not crying. Gawd!
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice → Umm yeah?
2. Been cheated on? I don’t think so.
3. Kissed someone & regretted it? → Maybe.
4. Lost someone special?→ Of course.
5. Been depressed?→ Sure.
6. Been drunk and threw up? → Yeah.
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. Blue
2. Green
3. Purple
4. Ummm Orange
HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends → Yes
2. Fallen out of love → Yeah
3. Laughed until you cried → You betcha
4. Met someone who changed you → Uh huh
5. Found out who your true friends were → Maybe not all of them yet.
6. Found out someone was talking about you → Of course.
7. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list? (I was supposed to do this on MySpace. Heh. So…) Yep.
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life –> Most of them.
9. How many kids do you want to have→ 3
10. Do you have any pets → Yes, Dale and Chewy.
11. Do you want to change your name→ No, I like my name.
12. What did you do for your last birthday–> I can’t even remember. I think we went to Paul Blart: Mall Cop, but it wasn’t on my actual birthday.
13. What time did you wake up today → Heh. The first time was 6:30. But then not til 11? And then I napped again from like 3-5. I have a sleeping problem.
14. What were you doing at midnight last night → I was on the computer until 12:30 I think?
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for → I CANNOT wait until I win the lottery.
16. Last time you saw your father→ I saw my step-father… 2 weeks ago.
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life→ I wish I could make all of it happen on my timeline.
18. What are you listening to right now → The fan in the bedroom, the washing machine in the bathroom, the keys clacking on the keyboard, and some real crime type thing on tv.
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yep
23. What’s getting on your nerves right now? → My sleeping issues, for one thing. Also, our water kind of stinks. And since the washing machine is running I can smell it right now. Yuck.
24. Most visited web page → Gmail probably. I spend a lot of time emailing Kayleen or Gmail chatting with her or Tanya.
WHAT:
1. What’s your name → Sarah
2. Nicknames→ I don’t really have a regularly used one.
3. Relationship Status → Married
4. Zodiac sign → Aquarius
5. Male or female → Female
6. Elementary school→ Yep, I went there.
7. Middle School → There too.
8. High school → You bet. I even graduated.
10. Hair color → Brown
11. Long or short → Long
16. Height → 5′6
17. Do you have a crush on someone? → My husband. He knows.
18: What do you like about yourself? → A lot. I’m pretty cool.
19. Piercings → 5 ear holes
20. Tattoos → Just one
21. Righty or lefty… Righty
FIRSTS :
22. First surgery → November 07, had my gall bladder removed laproscopically.
23. First piercing → Ears, age 6
24. First best friends →My mommy.
26. First sport you joined → I played softball in 3rd and 4th grade. That was the beginning and the end of my sports career.
27. First pet → Rudy the doggy my father brought home when I was five. I named her after Rudy Huxtable on the Cosby Show.
28. First vacation→ I don’t know, we went camping a lot when I was little, but I don’t remember where?
29. First concert → KRockathon. I think I was 14 the first time I went.
30. First crush → According to my mom it was Josh. And I was three.
49. Eating → Nothing at the moment.
50. Drinking → Diet Dew.
52. I’m about to → Finish this survey.
53. Listening to → Same as before, only I think the washing machine stopped.
55. Waiting for –> Nothing really.
YOUR FUTURE :
58. Want kids? → Yep
59. Want to get married? → Been there.
60. Careers in mind? → Lottery Winner
YOUR PERFECT MATE
68. Lips or eyes → Eyes
69. Hugs or kisses → Hugs
70. Shorter or taller → Taller
71. Older or Younger → (Barely) Younger
72. Romantic or spontaneous → Both
73. Nice stomach or nice arms → Arms
74. Sensitive or loud → Both
75. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
77. Trouble maker or hesitant → Hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger → No
79. Drank hard liquor → Yes
80. Lost glasses/contacts → Nope, I don’t have either.
81. Sex on first date → No
82. Broken someone’s heart → I hope so. It’s only fair.
83. Had your own heart broken→ Yes
85. Been arrested → No
86. Turned someone down → Yeah
87. Cried when someone died → Yes
88. Liked a friend that is a boy? → Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → Of course
90. Miracles → Sure
92. Hell → Not much.
93. Santa Clause –> Yes.
95. Kiss on the first date? → Sure.
96. Angels → Not really.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → My husband. And my new imaginary bff that I decided I need.
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? No. That’s mean.
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? → And then some.
When Jeff and I walk into a grocery store, and directly beside the front door is a stand full of “BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!” Angel Food Cake. And directly ahead? The biggest strawberries we’ve ever seen.
Happy Memorial Day! I hope you all have a big barbecue party to attend today. I don’t… but that’s ok. Did you see my consolation prize? Strawberry Shortcake… FOR BREAKFAST.
Anyone know the number for a good lawyer? I’ve been robbed and I want to press charges.
Caught in the act.
… here I come! Whoop! If I had thought of it I would have taken today off too and made it a four day weekend. But I didn’t. And hardly anyone was at work all day, it was super quiet.
I am going to have to figure out what I want to do for my own assignment this weekend, I suppose. Since my “deadline” is set for Monday! What to do, what to do. Do you know what YOU are going to do? I will come up with something. Hopefully something amazing. I had an idea once, but I didn’t follow through. And probably won’t this weekend either, so I’ll need to hit the drawing board again!
Also, I should clean. But we both know that’s just talk and will so not happen.
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